europeans: OH SNAP AMERICA NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU HAHA THIS IS OUR SPECIAL DAY YOU GUYS ARE LEFT OUT YOU'RE MISSING OUT OOOO
europeans: OMG THEY'RE SO JEALOUS LOLOL
This line popped into my head and I promptly cried.
AND NONA IS A PATOOTIE AND WROTE A FIC FOR IT. READ IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. SHE’S SO NICE TO ME.
you came to the wrong neigh-bourhood, motherfucker
THE FUCKING DOG I CANT BREAHE